what if you picked up a hooker promising to pay her extra money if she does something extra kinky for you and when she agrees you tell her that the thing you want her to do is so kinky that's its not actually sex at all, you just lock her in your refrigerator for 10 hours and you come back and shes dead and the police knock on the door and you tell them you aren't drunk but they pull you over for dui and the officer is a crooked cop and he hands you a steel file and you break out of jail and you run off to mexico and eat a taco that gives you diarrhea and you die of dehydration and you realized that the hooker was a man all along and the worl
DeviantART Freestyle. A Satire by l33tpwnzagez0rz, literature
Literature
DeviantART Freestyle. A Satire
Comin' to this site you know I like what I see
Why be yourself when you're way better than me
Photo of myself with friends just adds to the debris
Put on my Emo face for my Deviant ID
Upload a picture of my cat maybe one of my horse
This probably isn't art but I've got no remorse
I don't do art for myself I'm here to gain fans
Jot down some fanart on looseleaf and go for the scan
Write a poem and hint that I've had a rough past
Throw in some wit and humor just for the contrast
Reference politics maybe they'll assume I think deep
But my allusion's too obscure they just think I'm asleep
Preconceived notions of emotion but i don't un