Comin' to this site you know I like what I see
Why be yourself when you're way better than me
Photo of myself with friends just adds to the debris
Put on my Emo face for my Deviant ID

Upload a picture of my cat maybe one of my horse
This probably isn't art but I've got no remorse

I don't do art for myself I'm here to gain fans
Jot down some fanart on looseleaf and go for the scan

Write a poem and hint that I've had a rough past
Throw in some wit and humor just for the contrast

Reference politics maybe they'll assume I think deep
But my allusion's too obscure they just think I'm asleep

Preconceived notions of emotion but i don't understand
My heart's in the right place but my style's too bland
I can't excel on command

Making art just to submit to this site
Twenty minutes on a piece I can do this all night

In the court of public opinion I'd have to make a plea
And the judge would agree
That my style isn't copied it's only parallel to a degree

Submit all my anime no matter how cliché
Plus-Fav's are like virginity I don't give it away
To just anyone unless you got thousands of views
Copyin' your style so much you could call it abuse
Your variety of hues
Your use of space
The fact that your "art's" softcore porn ain't hurtin' your case

A realistic disgrace
but all a part of my plan
I'll draw anything with breasts if it comes from Japan
I'm rackin' up fans

On my way to the top
Convert my pieces to prints and open up my shop

Add me to your friends list and give me a fave
Or even a pageview you know what I crave

Spam your user page with thanks like I don't have a clue
Anything to stroke my ego and for that I thank you
All the things that I do

Dignity's not a concern
I'm finally in the zone but my little sister wants a turn
To use the computer now i gotta adjourn
I hope I still feel artsy by the time I return